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The Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator by PIXMAVEN

Posted by Yelena Shabrova

The Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator creates hilarious art comments based on as little as 5 random digits. The result can be only compared to creative alternatives of “Lorem Ipsum” text that I use to fill web pages before the client provides real content. Maybe I will use this generator for a web site that has nothing to do with art, just to see the client’s reaction :) Just look what it can give you:

“I find this work menacing/playful because of the way the optical suggestions of the spatial relationships contextualize the substructure of critical thinking.”

“Umm… the sublime beauty of the negative space threatens to penetrate the distinctive formal juxtapositions.”

“I agree/disagree with some of the things that have just been said, but the reductive quality of the facture seems very disturbing in light of the larger carcass.”

It just begs to be quietly slipped into some serious context!